KFC and All Fried Chicken

avdeeg asked:


it burns when i pick my nose and i like to eat rats. is there something wrong with me? i have an imaginary farm animal as a friend who is actually a pig that talks to me and tells me to burn things. Am I crazy? I think I’m possessed by the Kentucky Fried Chicken spirit. It tells me that the kernel is coming and he’s gonna eat my chicken and that the hamburgler is gonna steal my double quarter pounder.

Fredrick