KFC and All Fried Chicken

that’s pretty darn funny… never heard it before!

Pretty funny.

Funny…..hhhhhhhhhhh

i like it ive never heard that one

LOL thats kinda funny!!! Though I don’t know about the “greasy box” maybe slimey? lol

A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a downpour and somehow manages to get a taxi immediately. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Sheldon.”
“Who?” “Sheldon Cohen. There’s a guy who did everything right. Like my cab being vacant during a rainstorm. It would have happened like that for Sheldon every single time.” “Well, no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over everybody”, stated the passenger. “Not Sheldon,” said the cabbie. “He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. Handsome and sophisticated, more than Cary Grant. He had a better body than Arnold in his prime. He was something! “Somehow Sheldon just knew exactly how to make women happy,” the cabbie continued. “He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out.” “Wow, incredible, no wonder you remember him!” said the passenger. “Well, I never actually met Sheldon,” admitted the cabbie. “Then how do you know so much about him?” asked the passenger. “After he died, I married his wife.

Sick funny but sick lol.

ZZZZzzzzZZZZ boring!

mans joke was funny. lol

I thought it would be both are finger licken good.

sick but funny

LOVE IT!!!!

Very Crude Young Lady.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! AWESOME.