



If Kentucky Fried Chicken is so Finger Lickin’ good why do they give you napkins?
Why do we call them Turkeys when they very rarely come from Turkey?
Why is it that chicken is the only thing we eat before it is born and after it is dead?
Why is it that no matter how thin you slice it it’s still baloney?
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4:41 am - November 9th, 2007
the second and the last one.. definitely did!!..
5:39 am - November 10th, 2007
If todays temperature is zero degrees, what will the temperature be tomorrow if it were twice as cold?
12:03 pm - November 12th, 2007
How much “meat” do you have on you?
4:53 pm - November 14th, 2007
lobsters we use photographs
kfc its just a saying
turkeys because they have smalll brains
chicks are good eatin anytime
baloney
12:45 pm - November 15th, 2007
1. Genetic testing
2. because no mater how much lickin you do there is still going to be grease you need to wipe off.
3. Turkey was named that well after the bird has been around.
4. Because chickens are cheap to raise and produce lots of eggs per chicken so the over all income to expense ratio is good.
5. Because no matter how thin you slice bread its still bread and however small the amount of mustard you put on your sandwich you can still say there is mustard on it.
2:50 am - November 18th, 2007
Damn, now I am hungry.
5:11 pm - November 19th, 2007
I don’t know what this is about, but I like all these foods, except lobster. I don’t think I’ve had it.
That’s odd to be as old as I am and not to have had it. Maybe I have and didn’t know it though. You never know.
7:11 am - November 21st, 2007
those are really cute i’m going to save them….but its all true..