KFC and All Fried Chicken

Yes I would

I think they’d more likely have a Popeye’s in Hell. And I’d definitely try the hot wings.

Duh!

Yummm. ;o

yep, might cool me off a bit

Nope not the wings but the livers i hear are good.

Yes, and fly out of there

HA!! Only if they were soy.

that would be the sensible choice here on Earth. But then again, its already hot in Hell. So , idk ?

Only if they deliver to heaven.

dont think so…

im a ****** person.

Hey, why not?
I’m already dead :\

thye’d be hella good!

Yeah cause they would actually have the original thirteen herbs and spices that they got rid of so long ago. I’m still trying to figure out where the other two went. Even the “original” chicken doesn’t have thirteen! What’s up with that?

Hell yes, but only if I can get an extra order of coleslaw.

It better be darn SPICY.

Dallas

Um, you don’t need to dive dumpsters BUK I’ll take ya to KFC.

HUGS,

Dallas

No…..

Because if they had a KFC there…. it wouldnt be HELL..

Think about it……

Yeah. I figure if it’s gonna lay waste to my colon, I’m in the perfect place.

nah, i don’t like spicy stuff
but i’d eat the whopper
(that IS from KFC right?)

No doubt. Wings are one of the 3 basic food groups.

i’m more of the honey barbecue type of girl

sure why not lol

All the servers would be named Lucifer and they would all apologize for the wings being slightly overdone.

Do you know something I don’t? I wasn’t planning on going to hell.

Oh well, I’ll take some wings to go.

“I’ll have my bucket of mashed potatoes with bubbling brown gravy TO GO, Please!”

I would guess there was choice & everything was served in a bucket.
Eating those damn wings might put me there.
I rather get into a made flap!

only if they were extra crispy….
and don’t forget the celery!

Yes, I wanna get the flock outta here - whatever lifts me up!

Yup, mild, buffalo style. Bag the KFC.

No, because if I were in hell, then it would naturally follow that I’d be on a….. YIKES….diet and wouldn’t be able to have them.

ma

Every chicken from kentucky that goes to hell fries. Kentucky fried chicken is hell because they may do chicken right but they done the chicken WRONG!

Why do you think we have El Pollo Loco? because they go insane worrying about their inevitable fate: to fry in hell.

But to answer your question, no I would not try to use the hot wings to fly away, it would be futile. I’d rather shake and bake (an’ ah hayelped!)

No I prefer the hot fins from Kentucky Fried Sardines.

By the way is buk short for buk buk buk buk buk buKAWP!

I’ve been there.
It’s not chicken.
Trust me.

Only if served by the Colonel.

in a heart beat

I’d order “to go” and fly away to heaven
where Angels dance and clouds are
my pillows for humping and
stuff.