KFC and All Fried Chicken

I am sure the offending meat got left there during some kind of party, i wouldn’t think someone would do it on purpose. It is never good to keep food under the cushions

you can do that only if you do not have a dog

It is not safe to store food that way and dangerous to eat it after being left out after a long period of time whether in a couch or on the kitchen countertop. The fridge is the best place. You can nuke it when you want to eat a piece. I am sure there are other people on the planet that do this, but it seems like the couch would get pretty greasy doing double duty.

I think you’re not taking this seriously enough. Seriously. I read a book once about a girl having an affair with a Chicken… someone found out and he needed to be “taken care of”.

…..where else would you keep the body?/?

This could be a serious murder scene.

That’s were I ALWAYS keep my fried chicken…I thought everyone did!!!!!!

an old shoe box in the closet is much better. gives that ” finger lickin good” smell to all your clothes.