



By Carla Tuckerson Staff Writer
United News Report
KFC Introduces New Value Meal for Obama’s Female Supporters
LOUISVILLE, KY- In an effort to increase sales and taking advantage of the upcoming Presidential election, Kentucky Fried Chicken has developed a new value meal aimed at female supporters of Barack Obama. The meal will consist of 2 fat thighs, 2 small breasts, and a left wing. The meal will cost $4.99, of which $2 will be contributed to Obama’s campaign.
Six months of research and testing were conducted prior to announcing the new menu item. According to Angela Davis, a spokesman for the fast food chicken industry, 25,000 female Obama supporters were polled and asked various questions including a physical description of themselves. After careful evaluation, it was determined that females voting for Obama shared many physical attributes which contributed to the decision of the meals contents.
The new meal will be named the “Obama Snack Pack”. Brisk sales have already been reported in many states and are expected to increase as election day approaches.
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4:42 am - May 23rd, 2007
no, but it does reek of racism and sexism
7:21 am - May 26th, 2007
keep your day job, you’ll never make it as a comedian.
11:01 am - May 26th, 2007
KFC would not be that stupid to publically support one candidate. They would be worried about losing their Republican customers.
6:57 pm - May 26th, 2007
Thats sick! I will never eat KFC again!
4:37 am - May 27th, 2007
Doubtful.
Sounds like another satire piece.
And Google came up with… nothing.
4:25 pm - May 29th, 2007
HA HA!! Now that IS funny! I don’t think that is true, but if it is!!! I will take two Obama snack packs and a McCanimator from Taco Bell!!
11:32 pm - May 29th, 2007
Your brain is leaking.
4:21 am - May 30th, 2007
How funny, lol
4:11 pm - May 31st, 2007
Ouch if dats true then i know u iz no saying a side order of watermelon.
8:44 am - June 1st, 2007
lol,two fat thighs!
2:41 am - June 2nd, 2007
I think they should replace the small chicken breast, with something more filling.
11:46 pm - June 3rd, 2007
Did you see this article?
BOONEVILLE, KY—Barack Obama’s once-commanding lead in the polls slipped to two points Monday, continuing a month-long slide that many credit to the recent appearance of the Democratic candidate’s heretofore unknown half-brother, Cooter Obama.
Long kept a family secret, the overalls-clad, straw-chewing Kentuckian first entered the public spotlight in July, when he drove his 1982 Ford flatbed pickup through the press corps at an Obama rally in order to inform his brother that he caught the skunk that had been living under his front porch. According to witnesses, Cooter’s skunk proceeded to spray Washington Post political reporter Michael D. Shear in the face.
see this link for more info:
7:46 pm - June 5th, 2007
LOL NO—get back on your pick up truck and ride off in the sunset with your rebal flag a waiving–GOOD OLE BOY!!!!!!
4:04 am - June 7th, 2007
I heard they also came up with a mccain meal ,put it all in a blender and drink it threw a straw.