KFC and All Fried Chicken

DARMADAKO asked:


Kentucky Fried Chicken and Taco Bell have been what’s for dinner for many years in New York City. But, one location in particular has been invaded by riff-rats that put a whole new meaning on that phrase. When our illustrious leader opened the doors to globalization and imported the masses from India, did he also open it to that particular group of people who worship rats? Do you know how many species of rats there are? Do you know how they first got in to the United States? In all these years they haven’t gotten anywhere with the rat population in the subways, so what makes you think that KFC/Taco Bell is any different? Sure, they’ll portend to rid the restaurant of the riff-rat and then re-model and re-open the restaurant with a new item on the menu, RIFF-RAT. But then within a year you’ll be sitting down chomping on a chicken thigh or a burrito and, “Y-u-c-k! What’s this”? or “OW, something just ran across my foot”!

Cunningham