KFC and All Fried Chicken

By Carla Tuckerson Staff Writer

United News Report

KFC Introduces New Value Meal for Obama’s Female Supporters

LOUISVILLE, KY- In an effort to increase sales and taking advantage of the upcoming Presidential election, Kentucky Fried Chicken has developed a new value meal aimed at female supporters of Barack Obama. The meal will consist of 2 fat thighs, 2 small breasts, and a left wing. The meal will cost $4.99, of which $2 will be contributed to Obama’s campaign.

Six months of research and testing were conducted prior to announcing the new menu item. According to Angela Davis, a spokesman for the fast food chicken industry, 25,000 female Obama supporters were polled and asked various questions including a physical description of themselves. After careful evaluation, it was determined that females voting for Obama shared many physical attributes which contributed to the decision of the meals contents.

The new meal will be named the “Obama Snack Pack”. Brisk sales have already been reported in many states and are expected to increase as election day approaches.

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