30 Jan 2009 @ 6:31 AM 
 

What’s a polite way for me to ask my wife to put down the KFC bucket during lovemaking?

 
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Eddie Cacciatore, Private Eye asked:


And she keeps coming up with inappropriate catch-phrases during her more pleasured moments, such as “Sweet Home Alabama!,” “You Deserve a Break Today,” “I’m Lovin’ It!,” and, “Man, That Was Finger-Lickin’ Good!”

If she won’t stop, would it be okay to have an affair?

Lambert

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Categories: Marriage Divorce
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Last Edit: 30 Jan 2009 @ 06 31 AM

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  1. Soon 2 Be Mrs. Pumpernickle said...
    3:56 pm - February 1st, 2009

    No affairs, but you might want to invest in some napkins or even better you might want to rub yourself down with the chicken before lovemaking, she might be more interested in you than the chicken :)

  2. benthere said...
    5:08 pm - February 1st, 2009

    lol get rid of the tv first and see if that stops the cute lil catch phrase jingles

  3. blueberry said...
    10:27 am - February 4th, 2009

    dress up as the kernal

  4. kitkat said...
    8:38 pm - February 4th, 2009

    Always say PLEASE and no never have an affair.

  5. R.J. said...
    6:12 pm - February 7th, 2009

    Why have an affair,when you can just get rid of her greasy azz !

  6. John J said...
    10:51 pm - February 8th, 2009

    if you cant beat em join em.

  7. Linda R said...
    9:17 am - February 12th, 2009

    You couldn’t be serious.How lame.If your serious,which I’m not so sure if you are,just voice your opinion about it.I wouldn’t suggest having an affair.Stay or go,nothing in between.No need to ***** people over that way.Be a man not a swine.

  8. womanofghostbear said...
    9:56 am - February 15th, 2009

    dress up as cornilyl Sanders.

  9. Brayden's Mommy said...
    9:12 am - February 18th, 2009

    just join her and that greasy weird ***. ewwww :-p but instead you eat potatoes and gravy, yumm. and no its not ok to have an affair lol. that affir might have icky food she eats with while having ***.
    the grass is not always greener on the other side

    haha

  10. thanks to our brave troops, said...
    4:44 am - February 21st, 2009

    tell her it is ruining the good silk sheets on the bed,,

  11. autumn said...
    1:33 am - February 23rd, 2009

    Didn’t you used to play sports? Don’t bother asking politely because she will just hold the bucket closer. Just don your football or lacrosse gear and go in after it. Show her that you are better than some greasy chicken pieces and all the sides. There are other alternatives: You could dress up like a chicken or Colonel Sanders, or you could wear the food during lovemaking. She’ll be all after you!
    If none of that works for you, then if she won’t stop, tell her you have developed an allergy to chicken.

  12. Tara662 said...
    8:33 am - February 25th, 2009

    LOL

    Very funny, but fake.

  13. "Arkie Mom" said...
    10:18 am - February 27th, 2009

    Just grab her **** and tell her that you can literally see it getting larger every bite that she takes. You start singing “When you’re married, but not to each other” She may put down all of that fattening stuff and get back on that exercise bike.

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