19 May 2007 @ 3:23 PM 
 

who did smart business?

 
kentucky fried chicken
Taknev asked:


After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.

The Pope says, “What can I do?”

The Colonel says, “I need you to change the daily prayer from, ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily chicken’. If you do it, I’ll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican.”

The Pope replies, “I am sorry. That is the Lord’s prayer and I can not change the words.”

So the Colonel hangs up. After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again.

“Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I’ll give you $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily chicken.’”
And the Pope responds, “It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord’s prayer, and I can’t change the words.”

So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of terrible sales the Colonel gets desperate. “This is my final offer, your Excellency. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily chicken’ I will donate $100 million to the Vatican.”

The Pope replies, “Let me get back to you.”

So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says, “I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican.”

The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news.

The Pope replies, “The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account. “

Alphonso

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Last Edit: 19 May 2007 @ 03 23 PM

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  1. †ΪċКĿěď pїиК ¡ň L♥νέ w¡Ťĥ ☆Mᆆ☆ said...
    8:00 am - May 21st, 2007

    awww hahaha that is funny!! i liked it ♥

  2. Mollygrl said...
    1:05 pm - May 22nd, 2007

    ha star 4 u

  3. Sinead G said...
    10:54 pm - May 25th, 2007

    i like i like!!:L:L

  4. Bartoni said...
    5:20 pm - May 28th, 2007

    I read this a long time ago and could not remember the end. You did not fail me. It is hilarious and I just cannot stop laughing. Thanks for the memories…A chicken sandwich on it´s way…

  5. wolf_pup_62 said...
    2:27 am - June 1st, 2007

    One fine, sunny morning, a teacher took a walk in the local forest. He was walking by a small stream when, sitting on a nearby toadstool, he noticed a sad, sad-looking frog. “What’s wrong with you?” asked the teacher.

    “Well,” said the frog, “the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn’t always a frog.”

    “Really!” said the teacher. “Can you explain?”

    “Once upon a time I was an 11-year-old student in your class. I too was walking by this stream when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. ‘Let me pass!’ I cried, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into the frog you now see before you.”

    “That’s an incredible story!” said the teacher. “Is there no way of reversing the witch’s spell?”

    “Yes,” said the frog. “It is said that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home, give me food and warmth and a good night’s sleep, I will wake up as a boy again.”

    “Today’s your lucky day!” said the teacher, and forthwith picked up the frog and took him home. He gave him lots of food, placed him by the fire, and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. And, lo! miracle of miracles, when he awoke the next morn, there was his 11 year old student beside him in bed.

    And that, your Honor, is the case for the Defense.

  6. Canadian,Eh? said...
    5:42 pm - June 3rd, 2007

    good one…..excellent
    very funny ….. hilarious
    …..good job…..keep up the good ones

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